The doctor said to hydrate. So I have made a smoothie, and you know what would make this the most awesomest screwdriver smoothie in the world? Vodka. Do I have any? No. Is this probably because you could count the number of times I have imbibed hard liquor in the past decade on one hand? Maybe. But I'm still pretty sure there used to be vodka and now there is not and I DID NOT DRINK IT! Bah!

And now, the satellite signal has cut out due to torrential downpour, and Laura Roslin was just getting all badass on a witness. Major Crimes is excellent. Mary McDonnell is a bitch goddess and I want to be her when I grow up.

At least my smoothie is still good, if not as amazing as it could have been.

ETA: And the satellite signal is still out, which means I'm missing Warehouse 13. *sob* Now I really need that vodka. (Yes, yes, I'm being overly dramatic. It's Monday, I'm lonely, and I'm bored. Deal.)