So last night I decided to check my still active for lulz but otherwise dormant OKC account.* That’s where I got this:
The profile image is of a white dude on a white background, and literally everything about this screams creepy. So then I went to his profile out of curiosity, and if I had a performative wokeness bingo card I’d totally win. Some choice cuts:
“I am not a woman but I am a feminist. It’s important.”
“I’m an academic studying climate change.”
“James Baldwin stories make me cry. Have you watched I Am Not Your Negro?”
Podcasts: Pod Save America, Another Round
Recent listen: Rihanna
Recent reads: Handmaid’s Tale
I spend a lot of time thinking about: “Bodies and how they intersect with other important things in my life: quality food, bicycling, art, and justice.”
You should message me if: “You would like a lover who can hold a conversation and enjoys getting dirty in the woods.”
This guy totally has a freezer full of heads wearing pussy hats.
*My person knows my account is still up, we laugh at these awful messages together.
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