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I started my period today, and Big She-She (what I call my PMS appetite) demands sacrifice. It's wonderful for me, because I use this week as an excuse to treat myself nice and eat whatever the fuck I want whenever I want. Big She-She is picky, but she's also sensitive to fast food so I know she won't steer me towards anything too too unhealthy. I think tonight I'm gonna make BLT mac and cheese for her, pair it with only the finest potato chips, and wash it all down with some banana-split flavored ice cream.

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What are your hormonal go-to foods? Anybody got any recipes?

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