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Permanent side-eye

I think my eyes are stuck after tonight on Tinder. I swear to god, at least half the men who write a profile say something about "no drama." They have a drama-free life, they're not looking for drama, they're not into drama, etc. That gets an immediate left-swipe. And I've figured out what it takes for me to give my phone number to someone. Two decently long, decently interesting conversations in which I don't get any red flags. That's it. It is shockingly hard to get. You wouldn't think it is, but you'd be wrong.


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