For a second, I thought my Groupthink posting privileges had for some inexplicable reason been taken away. It's a recurring nightmare of mine.

Oh, hey, remember my former roommate with the crusty dildos? Yeah, I bought his Xbox for $80, then got lucky because when I finally got it going, I realized just how many games he'd bought on the marketplace. Now, some of those games are licensed, meaning I can't play them on my profile if his is the one with explicit access to them...but some of them aren't. All told, at a conservative estimate, I gained $225 worth of games (I think it's actually more than that, but I'm low-balling) - not to mention a crapton of DLC (assuming it works). I'M RICH, YO.

PS. The tag attached to this article is now officially my favorite tag ever.