OK, not Photoshop, because I'm broke. But does anyone have a free or super cheap program to recommend that does similar things? Not just filters and shit, because I found a ton of those when I googled, but I want to be able to do stupid shit like put an eye patch on my cat. Because I'm an idiot.
ETA: I did it! I used Pixlr. My skilz are poor. But thanks to all of you lovely people for the suggestions. I knew I'd get good info from you all.
My cat has a bum eye, hence the picture. He's going to the vet tonight. Poor Marshmallow.