It’s rare that I post to PC because my best stories are usually kinda doxxing, but whenever I do, I always seem to attract comments keen to apprise me of my moral failings.

The last time I remember posting was in Best Revenge (which I won), and despite every post on the article describing tales of revenge, someone chose to single out my post and lecture about how I’d demeaned myself by stooping to vengeance which should never be the answer. My story involved the one-two hot button of race and slut-shaming, so naturally it was purely coincidence that they’d chosen to focus their overall objection to the concept of revenge directly on me.

This time around Craziest Breakup Behavior I submitted, “Tracked down his wife and told her everything.” This morning I awoke to four whopping paragraphs on the hypocrisy of The Other Woman. “ Where was the moral compass when you were fucking her husband??” she begins. It was right where it was supposed to be, honey. He was lying to me too.