I’ve been trying to get renter’s insurance and just got disqualified from the 5th place I’ve inquired at. I know homeowners insurance was a pain with pits, but renter’s insurance? It’s like, ten bucks a month, who gives a crap?

As bf so eloquently it in our facebook convo:

puppy rights!

if you tickle her does she not flail?

if you pet her does she not doopy grin?

I just want to insure my crappy worthless stuff! I figured its not worth lying about since she just looks pit and its already on all her vet, city license, and adoption records, but they make it tempting.

Giant pic, before you can ask: