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Pity Party: Didn't get invited to the wedding edition

Which is fine. FINE. I’ve only known the bride for 30 years.

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But if everyone could stop talking about it, it would be more fine. Think I’ll avoid social media this weekend.

What’s hurting your butt, and what are you going to drink to maturely deal with your feelings? I’m thinking rum.

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