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Please Assure Me That This Palm Tree Won't Crush Me Today :(

This is my neighbor's Palm Tree, and it TERRIFIES ME.

TERRRRRRIIIIFFFIEEESS ME that it's going to fall on my house and crush me.

I don't know much at all about palm trees, this is the only tall one like this in the area where I live. It's at least 4 or 5 stories tall, maybe higher, and it's trunk looks so thin.


Today we are having the Rain-Apocolypse here in the San Francisco Bay Area, with winds from 30 to 60 miles an hour. I'm afraid the tree is just going to collapse. It's already swaying :(

Tell me my fears are unfounded, please. Even if you have to lie, k? Thanx!

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