In my list of work contacts, I have 17 Michaels between coworkers and vendors. There are 4 different Michaels at one of my biggest vendors alone. When I get a message and it is “Hi Lethekk, it’s Michael from Samsung. Can you call me back?” I have no idea who it is. Please stop this! There are many other nice boy names out there. Just don’t choose Michael.

(Or Chris)