While driving to work, a car in front of me had THE stupidest bumper stickers. One: "No fat chicks or car will scrape." Huh? OHHH, you are SOOOO funny, good sir!!!!1!1 NOT. Another: "Be patient, I'm lowered." What the fuck does that even mean? If by "lowered" you mean "an idiotic moron," then yeah, you're right! Then another that I absolutely didn't understand: "Not drunk around potholes." Does that mean he swerves around maniacally trying to avoid potholes?

Anyway, yes, this guy should reevaluate the messages he's trying to send people about himself through his dumbass bumper stickers.