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I really want this. I'm really scared I'm going to look terrible in it. I figure it's the perfect bikini for the post partum body. High waisted enough to hide the mom pooch and the stretch marks while still being cute. I feel so frumpy in my one piece with all my tiny little bikini'ed child free friends.


Edit: I bought it. There are pictures of a wide variety of women in the suit rocking it and I'm pretty sure that means I can too! Fingers crossed it comes in time for our annual pool party at the end of the month.

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