...who is insanely attracted to Benjamin Orr of The Cars ca. their 1978-ish appearance on "The Midnight Special?"
Because I do not know much about them, but damn. That video makes me all tingly inside. I would waste all your time, Mr. Orr. Every last second of it.
(I'm also mad at that car company for ruining the chorus of "Just What I Needed," because it's such a good song and now I can only think of mid-sized sedans when that riff comes on. It just kills the whole thing.)