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Please tell me I'm not the only one...

Who has dessert after breakfast?

If I have a sweet treat for breakfast, I'm ok but today I had delicious eggs (from an Amish farm and those eggs had the most beautiful, dark golden yolks I've ever seen!) with salsa and now I'm eating pretzel rods dipped in TJ's Cocoa Swirl Cookie Butter. Because I don't want to start my day with the taste of egg, salsa, and cheese hanging around in my mouth, tasty as it all was.

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And it wasn't like, "Do I? Should I?" when deciding to get breakfast dessert. It was more like, "Dammit, Honey, you finished off the monster cookies yesterday! Now what will we have with our coffee?!" (Yeah, that's "today" me admonishing "yesterday" me.)

I'm not the only one who does this, right?

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