I AM A BEAR: I like eating meat and killing things with my teeth
I AM NOT A BEAR: I like eating potato chips and napping.
I AM AN EXISTENTIAL DILEMMA: I am alone in a cold indifferent universe, shivering in the dark, grasping for meaning.
I AM A BEAR: I am covered with fur.
I AM A NOT BEAR: I wear many clothes.
I AM AN EXISTENTIAL DILEMMA: Are clothes real or just temporal objects spinning through time, as we head toward oblivion.?
I AM A BEAR: I am tall and fierce and shit in the woods.
I AM NOT A BEAR: I am tiny and shivering and poop in my house.
I AM AN EXISTENTIAL DILEMA: I do not exist.