From a scale of these monkeys to Dita Von Teese, how much effort do you put in how you look?

I think I should try to put a bit more effort in. If you count me brushing my hair and slapping some concealer on my pimples, I spend an average of maybe 2 minutes grooming. If I put on makeup, bump that up to 10 at most. I mean the end result is fine, I guess, but I could probably try a little harder to look presentable. How does one reach peak Dita?