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Vicariously enjoy procrastinating grading what absolutely needs to be done tomorrow with Jinx!

Yes, tons of posts tonight! There's a bunch of work in front of me I really don't wanna do!



1. What is the book that the couple over there is reading? As I passed, I noticed they had a bunch of notes on their table, 2 coffees, and the gentleman was pointing out the back blurb—that said: UNLEASH YOUR INNER LOVE DRUG


2. What's the proper protocol for people pooing? I was in the bathroom and the lady in the next stall was pooing. She came out while I was washing up and looked mortified...which mortified me. For the record, I'm okay with people pooing.

3. Why does Panera have large and medium drinks for dine in? I can refill! I know you know I can refill!



1. 1/2 Lemonade 1/2 hibiscus tea is the shit.

2. I feel bad using the order online thing. I'm not sure why...

3. Will there come a day when they make flavored chips?

4. Do they pay well? I feel like they pay well. I hope that they pay well...

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