It feels like this is a really big thing? People talk about not being able to shit at work, in public, and apparently on dates now too? How long can it possibly take somebody to crap? Does it really interfere with your whole day?

Is there something wrong with me? I just, sort of, shit on a toilet when I need to go. Then, I wipe myself clean, pull up pants and wash hands and continue with my day. Do I not have any shame? I'm starting to feel like I'm weird and probably gross.