I feel like since I've started my new job I haven't been around as much (I'm sure you care!) but I've been lurking. When you can't constantly refresh GT (like at my old job!) it's impossible to keep up with...You all are the Kardashians and I'm like a 3rd cousin twice removed who lives in Montana who has to wait until the new season is on Netflix.

I was thinking about you all today when I was feeling like a failure at my job today and was like, "ugh...I wish I could post right now." It sucks being new and feeling like you're bad at something! I don't want to be bad at anything! Then when I got home the elevator door closed on my shoulder and I was like, "fuuuuuck you Monday!!"

Anywaaaaays there's a real tool at my job who is like 22 and think's he is GOD'S GIFT TO THE WORKPLACE. He is mistaken. Some quotes:

"Everyone should try being broke in college. It's freeing."

"Throw some bloobs in that salad."

"I'm getting really good at powerpoint." <—-LOL

"They should make flubber for the iPhone."

I watched him try to sort an excel spreadsheet for like a week before I think whoever asked for it just gave up. He also has a youtube channel about having a youtube channel...which he works on AT WORK. It's sooooo bad. Like sooooo bad. I would link, but I don't want him to get the views.

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