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Post-election fantasies

So, I have been nursing some fantasies about what happens to Trump post-election. They are incomplete thus far, so I thought I’d post some of them here and invite the rest of you to add your own.

Melania dumps Trump and writes a tell-all book about their relationship and his abuse of power and his overall abuse. She goes back to school to become a nurse practitioner and joins Doctors without Borders. This exposes Barron to a whole new worldview and saves him from becoming like his father.

Ivanka realizes she has strong feelings for Chelsea - very strong feelings. She gets a crew cut and moves to a lesbian community to try to figure out her sexuality and to figure out who she is apart from her father and the sexually charged incestuous dynamic in her childhood and adult life. She volunteers at a Rape Crisis Center and then gets her Masters in Social Work, and becomes a therapist for victims of sexual violence. She and her lesbian life partner get married and raise their children together.


I haven’t figured out what happens to the guys or to Tiffany. But the upshot is that Trump is left with nothing and no one.

Feel free to join in with your own versions!

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