The dating world is a scary, scary place.

I've coined the phrase Post Traumatic Dick Syndrome to adequately articulate what it's like to be a single woman now a days.

Symptoms of PTDS:

-Every time you get a text message notification, you panic because you think it's going to be a dick picture

-You have stopped responding to anyone on OkCupid because it's probably going to be a dick picture or a dick picture in the making

-You've stopped SnapChatting because, dicks, dicks everywhere

-You dream about hordes of dicks chasing you

-Long distance friend or family member wants to Skype with you? Nope, there are dicks on there.