I'm about to wrap presents!!! I LOVE GIVING PRESENTS! I'M A PRESENT GIVING MONSTER, RAWWWR!

Tomorrow is my "dating" anniversary with HomeyHeart. As of tomorrow, we'll have been together for 18 years! That's more than half my life!

And I got him some great presents and an adorable card and I can't wait till it's morning and I can give them to him!

True story: I was so excited about the gifts I got him for his 30th birthday that I might have... um... wrestled him to the ground and forced him to open them a week early? Maybe? Happy 3oth, HH!!

So, GT, let me live vicariously through you till I can give him his gifts. Obviously, wrestling a person to the ground and forcing that victim to open their gifts is bad.

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Tide me over with your awesome present stories. What's the best gift you've given? And the best gift you received?

PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!