If you jump in your husband's car directly from work, and don't take the time to bring your stuff into the house, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, put your keys in his glove box.

YOU WILL forget they're there, and HE WILL leave before you, stranding you at home, when you should be at work, oh...right about now.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PALMS AND FACES IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.