This is almost as good as Diva Legolas, written up on O-Deck by Serenada and shared here by Chupacabras.
I give you
CITIZENS OF LAKETOWN: https://twitter.com/The_Lake_Town
DURIN'S BANE: https://twitter.com/Actual_Balrog
THORIN OAKENSHIELD: https://twitter.com/actual_thorin
and here's a (OOC?) Pre-Raphaelite Hobbit, for good measure: https://twitter.com/PreRaphHobbit
* I AM IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH THESE TWITTERS. My greatest attachment is, of course, to Smaug.