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Professional halloween mathematician help needed...

Every two pieces of candy given = 3 for me, right? Because I'm pretty sure that's right.

BUT, there's vodka, which I think means 6 for... Halp?

(Also, dang, so many adurrrrrrrable zombies.)

Psst, also, if I don't remember this later, blessed & happy Samhain. My dumb supper's in the microwave, because, yk, progress. And general sanitation. I'm sure any familial ghostly visitors understand. Also also, it's chili dogs, because Texan.


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