Welcome back to All Stars, you die-hard fans/Groupthinkers! How horrible will Alyssa Milano look tonight? How much crack did the judges smoke? Should we have a drinking game? How about "drink every time someone makes a product endorsement." We'll be drunk by 9:15.

So last week was the stupid Marge Simpson challenge, and Korto was ROBBED, Y'ALL.

The dress on the far left there was Korto's and was the best dress on the runway for the challenge: a housewife going out for a special dinner and hoping to get laid after. But she lost, to THIS:


purple monstrosity on the left, which is an absolute horror show. What. The. Fuck, judges??

And it's bye-bye Jeffrey, finally. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.