oh my god you guys why are we still here? what are we doing? I'm off both alcohol AND narcotics now and I still can't remember who won last week. I do remember Natalia left and Asha was a royal bitch and it was a "real woman" bullshit challenge, although no one showed their ass about their client's size, so that was a bonus.

Here's hoping I stay awake so we can dish. It's pretty much the only reason I'm still watching!!