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Thanks to the uptick in makeup tutorials in my YouTube feed, I just realized that prom season is upon us. So tell me about your prom experiences. Did you go? What did you wear? What was the theme? Any memorable stories?


The one thing I remember about junior prom, which I went to with a good friend, was that he drove us out to a random Perkins after prom and everyone in the restaurant was from a different school. I don’t know if it was intentional or if he got lost trying to go to the one everyone else from our school was going to, but it was a good post-prom destination. Then we hung out in his car outside of my house just talking until 3am and fell asleep. A couple of hours later, I woke up and snuck back in to my house to get some real sleep. I’m pretty convinced my parents thought we had sex .

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