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So, I'm helping my mother move. How she plans to cram a fully loaded 4 bedroom house with full basement and 2 car garage into a 2 bedroom apartment with a single car garage without getting rid of anything (which is her plan), I have NO clue. But that's besides the point.

I was looking through some photo albums she'd unearthed, and found a pic of me when I was 12, sitting on a rope swing I had rigged on a tree in the front yard. The caption on this little piece of nostalgia?

"HoneySmacks has always been a swinger!"

Y'all, I nearly pee'd myself laughing. My mom has gradually become accepting of our poly lifestyle, but she still thinks we're bizarre. So to think that she'd written that caption...


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