This is not a review, although I enjoyed it greatly. It’s proper Marvel, solid story and acting, and I can’t help but enjoy a movie that could be described as “Batman Begins crossed with The Thief and the Cobbler and Hippie New Age visions.” Just . . . if you have any problems with dizziness, disequilibrium, or eyes focusing, see it in 2D. The 3D is really good, relevant to the story, and definitely worth it if you don’t have any of these issues. But, I can’t see straight and I keep falling over, dammit.

Also, don’t text and drive.