Last night I posted something that I thought was clearly not serious about wanting to buy a pair of wedding shoes for myself, even though I'm not getting married. Unfortunately, my ability to think about how other people who aren't me might read that was all but gone - I blame the extra-strength cold and flu capsules I'd taken before - and everyone gave me very helpful, genuine advice about the situation, and I felt a little bit silly.

So yeah, for future reference: don't take 3 year expired medicine and then try to be funny, because it won't work.