I was just driving home from the grocery store, and someone almost doored my car.

Dooring, or being doored, refers to the phenomenon when some asshole doesn’t check traffic and just wildly flings their car door open into the path of oncoming traffic.

This may be the last thing you ever see if you are on a bicycle.

When that traffic is another car or truck, the car or truck usually wins and the door loses. When it is a motorcycle or bicycle, the door still loses and the cyclist goes to the hospital.

I had to slam on my brakes to avoid taking this shithead’s door off. I literally wasn’t sure if I would have to back up so the dumbass could close their door. It was THAT close. The jackwagon didn’t even acknowledge me as he closed the door and walked away.

CHECK YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR PRIOR TO EXITING A VEHICLE!

ETA: See Violet Baudelaire’s comment for a great solution.