When your officemate has earphones in, is clearly working on something, and is most definitely NOT looking at you, it is probably a good sign that she does not want to make small talk. Especially not ALL DAY LONG. Really dude, stop talking. And definitely stop asking me why the AC is not working, because I have heard you every single time you’ve asked, and my answer has not changed since this morning, or since yesterday afternoon, or since Monday morning. SERIOUSLY STOP TALKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IS YOUR PENIS SAD THAT NO ONE IS LISTENING TO IT OR SOMETHING?!

Lord, beer me the strength to survive the rest of this stupid day week.

Like really, give me a beer.

Give it to me!!!