Location: Austin TX

Issue: I woke up and can't tell if I should be proud or ashamed.

Time: See the aforementioned issue.

Is it 10:46, like my computer says? Is it 9:46, like my phone says? Is it somehow 11:46, like my oven says, which I cannot for the life of me make sense of.....What time is it, George Vernon Hudson, you sleep stealing bastard?!