Welcome to the Monday edition of the Daily Dump! Let's get started. Today's edition of the Dump is brought to you by Team Dog.


To that end, Whiskey in the Shade might be disappearing soon: after calling attention to the Illuminati brainwashing that is Groupthink, nobody is safe anymore.


Rainbow Bright Eyes is looking for you to hit [her] with your best shot! Send her your favorite post you did last week that didn't make it to the Dump by tweeting her at @linusandpickels or emailing at HITMEWITHYOURBESTSHOTGT at gmail dot com.

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Ph.Dad discusses distribution of household duties, and is going to have a PhDaughter!

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Do you ever wonder what other blogs the Gawker Media Empire has to offer? Kookaburracho has been working on cataloging what's where, the rules of each blog, and any posting guidelines found. Mezzotempo was a new one for me!

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Here's a random picture of Team Dog's mascot:

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Jessphilopater is having a REALLY GOOD DAY, no thanks to you, Congress!

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Omargone wants to know...what does cornhole mean to you?

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Speaking of the Congress that Jess hates today (YOU'RE SO NOT THE ONLY ONE!), LovelyLoner has provided us with some hate-reading. PS, what happens when the clock strikes midnight? My guess is that everyone in the mainstream media simultaneously cums. WHY IS THERE A COUNTDOWN CLOCK YOU PANIC PORNOGRAPHERS?

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How did you learn how to do the secks? Mr Gawn started a disscusion about that.

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Soup R Crackers talks about getting in shape and being healthy.

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Kat B. shared a story in which Lauren Mayberry of Chvrches is called "puritanical" for not going all a-flutter at a fan's assertion that they would make "beautiful love" together. Obviously, she's just a cold bitch.

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Discuss colloquialisms that are racially-based here with Shiny Red Robot.

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Well, that took nearly two hours! And posts are still going strong. I'm sure I'll be rage-watching CNN until midnight, with PollyDog to calm med own.

On behalf of Team Dog, this is Jenna (and PD!) signing out!