I really mean that. All I want to do is check the news to see what's going on in the world and BAM, giant picture of a tick because something about ticks is apparently newsworthy today. Now I am sitting in fetal position and rocking back and forth. I swear at least once a week there is some "news" story that necessitates news websites putting up GIANT fucking pictures of wretched, horrible creatures.

Fuck your freedom of speech. What about MY freedom never to see those pictures???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AMERICA