Last night I dreamt that my childhood crush, as an adult, took my bra off my body when i wasn’t paying attention and sent it up the flagpole, with at least 6 others he had taken from more famous women. (Pretty sure Madonna’s was at the top.) Ispent a good part of the dream wondering where my bra was and how i didn’t notice it go missing. And wearing a dress backwards over another dress.

So it sounds like my week is going to go great.