What do I say???
*UPDATE*: He has been vanquished with non-sequitors and silliness!
Thank you Eyeball In My AcidMartini and hotfreypie. The convo went as such:
Creeper: "Hot cleft"
Creeper: "Call me."
Me: "I'm not a doctor, so I don't think I'm the one you should be talking to about a hot cleft."
Creeper: "But I am"
Me: "Then you should talk to yourself about it. You should be available to yourself to talk about your hot cleft until at least 6pm. And hey! No co-pay!"
Creeper: "Sarcastic one u are"
Me: "I'm not sarcastic, I'm the Morrígan, and have a busy night of washing bloody armor in the ford ahead of me. Thanks for reaching out, but I'll have to pass as I have important duties at hand."