Trying out the patch. It already makes me feel weird. This is the first night sleeping with it, so I will let you know if my vivid dreams are legitimately vivid, or if you all have been lying to me.

I also have to hide this from my parents, so I have the damn thing on my stomach, which just feels stupid.

Anyway, if I die from a nicotine overdose, I want you all you know that you're very nice people. You're the cats of the internet, on the internet.