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Quotes from Le Petit Comte

Le Petit Comte: *in the bath, yanking on his gentleman parts* I pull out my penis.
Me: You can't, buddy.
LPC: *grunting in strain*
Me: It's attached to you.
LPC: I almost got it...

Every now and then*, these little black holes of time, energy, and money are SO worth it in entertainment value alone.

*Okay, basically all the time...


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