NOM NOM MAYO.
Where you trick passersby into thinking that you're healthy but secretly you're shoveling mayo in your face. Serves one.
6 Radishes, cut into thick slices
2 tablespoons mayo, preferably Hellmans
Hot sauce, to taste. I prefer chipotles Tabasco or Sriracha.
Mix mayo and hot sauce together. Dip radishes in mayo, enjoy.