Double work post on a Monday. This is never any good, I need a work flask and/or a new job.
My boss after switching a vendor : "I just negotiated like a Jew for that deal."
Her mother: "Good for you. "
Me: ::horrified expression, and questioning life decisions::
The FUCK? I can't. I swear, I guess because I hit the two-year mark, they're more comfortable saying this shit. You were just on my side this morning boss. Please don't lap Awful Coworker for worst person in the office.