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Random pube observation of the day (TMI)

As I am getting zero action, I sometimes forget to clean things up in the pube department. Most of the time I don't pay attention but today things just seemed especially bushy. I took out my trusty electric trimmer and as I'm trimming I decide to go shorter than usual. I go down to about 1/4 of an inch, which I figure will mean less time in between maintenance. So the job is done and I walk to my room to get dressed. As I do so I pass by our full-length mirror and I catch sight of myself. Unbeknownst to me until now, I basically have a horseshoe mustache on my vulva. My pubes weirdly grow thicker in essentially this pattern. How have I never noticed this? How does this happen? I am slightly tempted to trim more so I can really define it. But at the same time I know that I would feel compelled to give it a voice and start talking to it when I passed by the mirror. Also, what is happening in this picture?


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