Why does anything have to be submitted by fax anymore? Doesn't everyone have email? Aren't people in fact more likely to have email than a fax machine? Don't any of us only have fax machines because there are a handful of holdout assholes (looking at you gov't agencies and hospitals) demanding that things be sent by fax? Doesn't everyone who doesn't have a fax machine at least have a physical mailing address and isn't there at least one FedEx dropoff in just about every town in America? Or at least isn't there a Post Office that will ship that shit overnight? Is not almost all other technology from the 1980s obsolete at this point?

WHY ON EARTH ARE PEOPLE STILL USING FAX MACHINES?