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Random Status Generator - What I Say

You guys, you guys, you have to share some of your best generated random statuses.

Edited to add link because I'm a dumbass.

Here are some of mine:

I must be a huge amount of unspecified gender from an undocumented worker in Iowa.

If anyone is made illegal, abortions would still do

I must follow my fear, I will wait for the ability to summon pigeons.

I'm compiling a bunch of them to sort through and organize a poem from them.


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