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Re-evaluating Crushes

I fell into a 80s/90svideo tunnel and was...surprised to say the least. I looked up old bands I remember thinking were hot and was like "What?!?!"

Is it because I didn't get glasses til 97?

Is it that standards of attractiveness were different?

Is it that I just have bad taste?!

How else can I explain wanting to marry these men:


Need I say I'd have had to have Crockett and Tubbs at the same time?

I mean, I can look now and go "ew", but I would have scratched eyes out to get to these men.


So, which of your crushes confuse the ever loving shit out of you?

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