What phrases, when they appear in an article/comment (not just on Jez/Gawker) make you say "yep, I don't need to read anymore?" Here are mine:

"Sheeple"
"Fucktard"
"Barack Hussein Obama" (the use of the middle name specifically)
"Barry Soetero"
"Rethuglican" (I'm not a Republican, just hate "clever" things like that)
"State monopoly on force"
"Ron Paul"