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If I send you an email, and in the body of the email I write "If you have any questions, contact Samuel*" and I cc Samuel so you have his email, who would you immediately email if you had a question?

If you answered TamTams, you deserve to watch The Wicker Man on a loop of the rest of your sorry existence.


If you answered Samuel*, you are a smart human being who actually READS EMAILS.

Working here is like babysitting a bunch of dumb animals who would drink Drano if left to their own devices.

I am so glad I'm going back to freelance work. I'm lucky that I got a chance to experience office work, but holy cow. I need to be around self-sufficient adults again.

*Name changed to protect the innocent

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