Because it took me twice as long to find a damn pair of jeans as it normally would today. I had to go UP two sizes and get a shorter length than I usually would.

Get your shit together, Old Navy. I mean it beats paying $79 for a pair of jeans elsewhere, but I shouldn't have to get this annoyed to do so.

(Also, WHY is it so goddamn hard to find bootcut jeans now? I do not want tiny skinny jeans, no do I want fucking jeggings. I sound like an old fart, but damn.)